Episode 9
Adventures in Pantyland

Arousing Suspicion

Red buttocks high, wishing it would never end, and hoping no one will ever know. I wait, the faint movement of air in the living room tickling the raw skin of my bottom ever increasing my anticipation.

"Ta, Ta darling" Oscar bids farewell, as he deftly swivels out from under me and slaps his hands together as if washing his hands of the whole nasty business. I had no idea one could be so debonair about spanking a grown woman. His composure has me yearning all the more for the indifferent air with which he punished me.

But alas, he is out of the living room and soon after out of the house back into the mysteries of time. Pasha pats my bum lightly (far too lightly) suggesting without words that clothes are due. I get up quite red in the face with the shame of it all, awkwardly trapped by the half-mast panties just above my knees. I pull them up, discreetly relishing the cold of the silk against my sensitized rear and general proximity.

"That a girl" I vaguely hear Pasha whisper under her breath, not sure if it’s to my embarrassed pleasure or my swift dressing.
My robe retrieved and knotted tight, Pasha takes me in her dewy hands and leads me up the stairs to my bedroom where all this nonsense began in the safety of my dreams.

All the intense restructuring of reality tires me out. My body is electric with sex and worn with brain overload. I have never been more willing to let someone take me where they will. Either I’m broken or it’s my fantasy come real.

"There, there my dear. It’s no matter. I’ll take you to your life again. A changed woman. An honest woman." Pasha sings to me as a mermaid.

She holds me close, her magnetic skin calling to mine through my robe. We dance cheek to cheek in my small bedroom. The straw rug deliciously biting at my soles as she leads me with her slender frame from one wall and back.

My eyes close and her natural smell has me near swooning. Music from an aching violin fills my ears. Garlemon, true man of my dreams, hovers in the doorframe playing his instrument with a scant brief barely covering his eagerness. My eyes open, his bow moving upward and Pasha lets me slip to the floor. My passion so aroused I no longer need her encouragement or subtle arousal.

Garlemon lays the violin on my velvet chair, atop a pile of dirty underpants long waiting laundry day.
"I’d love to do your handwash" Garlemon chuckles as he presses himself on top of me pushing my body hard into the rough straw carpet.

"while you sleep!" he continues cooing in my ear till I all but scream with the awakening in my panties.

"Night, night" I hear Pasha whisper like a delicate splash of river spray as it rushes by a large rock.

"Mmmmm" is all I emit and then they’re all gone. Sleep washes over.
I am dreaming. It is morning. I get up and go downstairs. The house is empty. I open the fridge and grab the rice dream. I take my cereal out of the pantry and a bowl and spoon.

"Gosh I’m hungry."I say in garbled inner dream speak. I vaguely know I am dreaming. Must be just slipping in. Suspiciously monotonous here. No secret doors or lovers waiting.
I pull my finger round the side of the leg elastic on my underpants; they’re giving me a wedgie. Feels uncomfortable and I fix it.
A momentary thought wafts in. a dull dream…like regular life. Disappointing.

I shake my head to make the thought fly away. And a drop of water shudders me a wake.

Garlemon is hanging my freshly washed panties on a newly strung line across the bedroom ceiling. Drips of water drop on my now (once again) naked body.

"Well, love." Garlemon quips, You gotta have breakfast somewhere and its not going to be here!" he leans over and kisses the drops of water on my body.

"If you’re hoping for a shower or a toothbrush kitten it won’t going to happen till beddy by"

Pasha’s rippling laugh carries on the laundry soap scented air, as she flies, melts (who knows) down the stairs.

"Welcome to the real world" are the last words I hear before Garlemon pulls down his briefs and horns shoot out of his delicious curly head.



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